Storytelling and the art of Eseduction.

To be a sucessful Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti, you have to be a grand racontuer. To reach alpha status you must have a story about anything and everything ready to roll off your tongue at any given moment.The art of storytelling, is the art of seduction.The sucessful Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti must have the ability to to get inside a persons mind and change that persons  point of view to thier own.To achieve this they have to be empathetic enough to get under thier targets skin, but also they have to remain cold enough to  assess their progress and to change course if need be.To be a sucessful Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti, one has to be clever enough not to be perceived as  potential danger, other wise the Eseduction will not be a success.

The Perils of the Pink Font

Is this the image that Imam Booti imagines when he sees a pink font??????????

One of the favorite pastimes of the Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti is the passing of fatwas. The latest such fatwa coming from Imam Booti aka abdullah_boudi. The infamous pink font Fatwa. According to this Egybtion Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti, pink fonts incite "the pmers pming desires", and that those pink fonted chatters (usually female) use such fonts just to get the male chatters to pm them. When questioned about how a pink font made him feel, he was unable to provide answer. Perhaps then its to be assumed then that this particular Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti, did not want to incriminate himself, by admitting that seeing a pink font, arouses his "passion".

Here we have The famous Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti having a pink font moment.

If pink fonts are haram surely opening your web cam is even more haram...............

You can see more of this famous/infamous Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti at................

http://bonsoirboudi.blogspot.com/

Rattus Sprattus

It appears for years no one has done anything about the rodent infestation in Islam 7.Even though its only an infestation of one, a rodent problem is still a rodent problem. Pretending to be one of the good guys,this rodent is in pm with many women, has no qualms about asking a woman for money so he can meet up with her.This is not man its a mouse, I should say, a rat who thinks he is a love rat, but in reality is just a rodent infestation of the worst kind.

The suprising thing about Rattus Sprattus is that after many years in Islam chat, he thinks he can still contend for title of Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti while batting for the other side.Rattus Sprattus cannot grasp the fact that as a batter for the other side , he does not qualify for ordinary mufti status let alone the Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti title. This rats mind is thicker than the sludge left over from an Exxon Oil spill, its beyond his grasp to realise he is in no position to cristicise followers of an ideaology that he does not follow.

Up DeNile in DeNial

Burnt egg

Of those in contention for the title of Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Mufti, it appears coming from the land of Upde Nile is a bonus in the competition stakes.It goes with out saying that if you come from UpdeNile, you are of course an expert in DeNial. For example and without mentioning any names,a certain infamous contender forAlpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti, has a tendency to call any woman who does not pander to his over blown excessive ego, a whore.Even knowing his "whore" performance was captured and shown to the world on Youtube, the Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti from UpDeNil is in DeNial.

When confronted with his abominable behaviour, one can almost hear the rustling of the 4x4 on ihs upper lip.Then like Bill Clinton of viagara denying he ever had sex with that woman, the Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti roars, "I never called any woman a whore." Those inhabiting Yahoo chat can thank de good lawd that Yahoo has not yet introduced smelly vision to chat, they are saved from the sulpherous explosion of burnt egg breath as the word whore explodes from his mouth.

In conclusion,

For those wanting to compete for the title of Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti, you will have to become an eggspert in the art of Denial, to compete with the eggcessive use of DeNial form the wannabe Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti from UpDeNile.

To conference or not to conference that is the question!!

To conference or not to conference that is the question that faces many a wannabe Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti.For one facial hirsuteness enamoured Yahoo kitchen Chat Mufti whether he waxes on lyrical about his questionable cooking skills in main chat (always a good way to get the women talking), or whether he goes into conferance and gets dribbled over and panted upon by the American pitbull and associates this has become a major issue.While being able to reminisce, about ones various past positions, for the acolytes and synchopants is all very well, the chance of missing out on impressing a new revert with ones narrow version of the truthcan make a Yahoo Kitchen Chat Muftis life a complex one.So often he who is enamoured with his hirsute face can be seen flying in and out of the main chatroom,making clims about how wonderful his conference is, while trying to lay the bait for any unwary new revert of the female kind.If the talk of positions gets to intense or the salacious gossip to interesting, one can often see the American pitbull or one of the syncophants dashing into main chat between exciting installment to keep note of what they in the conference are missing out on.

Synchophants,brains and Mutant Mullahs....

Those males who surround the Yahoo Chat Muftis are known as "The Mutant Mullas", this bunch of mindless synchophants do not have minds of their own.But this can be mainly attributed to the apparent lack of size of the Mutant Mullahs brains as pictured above.So with a brain less than half the size of a normal human, its not suprising the Mutant Mullah synchophants cannot think for themselves. They normally have only three responses, to any given statement made by the Yahoo kitchen Chat Muftis..na'am , aiwa and ee.... all versions of the word yes.Quite often the Mutant Mullahs can be found acting as wranglers in chat rooms, rounding up people like mindless sheep tp go into the Yahoo Kitchen Chat Muftis private conferences....more about these next!!

And in Breaking News at this hour

And in breaking news this hour, the Monkey has just been handed this cover of the cheif acolytes most famous or should that be most infamous contribution to Hustler magazine.The treatise on how a blonde eats a banana. plumbs the depths of the depraved abuse of bananas and caused quite a controversy in its day.