Rattus Sprattus

It appears for years no one has done anything about the rodent infestation in Islam 7.Even though its only an infestation of one, a rodent problem is still a rodent problem. Pretending to be one of the good guys,this rodent is in pm with many women, has no qualms about asking a woman for money so he can meet up with her.This is not man its a mouse, I should say, a rat who thinks he is a love rat, but in reality is just a rodent infestation of the worst kind.

The suprising thing about Rattus Sprattus is that after many years in Islam chat, he thinks he can still contend for title of Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti while batting for the other side.Rattus Sprattus cannot grasp the fact that as a batter for the other side , he does not qualify for ordinary mufti status let alone the Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti title. This rats mind is thicker than the sludge left over from an Exxon Oil spill, its beyond his grasp to realise he is in no position to cristicise followers of an ideaology that he does not follow.

Up DeNile in DeNial

Burnt egg

Of those in contention for the title of Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Mufti, it appears coming from the land of Upde Nile is a bonus in the competition stakes.It goes with out saying that if you come from UpdeNile, you are of course an expert in DeNial. For example and without mentioning any names,a certain infamous contender forAlpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti, has a tendency to call any woman who does not pander to his over blown excessive ego, a whore.Even knowing his "whore" performance was captured and shown to the world on Youtube, the Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti from UpDeNil is in DeNial.

When confronted with his abominable behaviour, one can almost hear the rustling of the 4x4 on ihs upper lip.Then like Bill Clinton of viagara denying he ever had sex with that woman, the Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti roars, "I never called any woman a whore." Those inhabiting Yahoo chat can thank de good lawd that Yahoo has not yet introduced smelly vision to chat, they are saved from the sulpherous explosion of burnt egg breath as the word whore explodes from his mouth.

In conclusion,

For those wanting to compete for the title of Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti, you will have to become an eggspert in the art of Denial, to compete with the eggcessive use of DeNial form the wannabe Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti from UpDeNile.