To conference or not to conference that is the question!!

To conference or not to conference that is the question that faces many a wannabe Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti.For one facial hirsuteness enamoured Yahoo kitchen Chat Mufti whether he waxes on lyrical about his questionable cooking skills in main chat (always a good way to get the women talking), or whether he goes into conferance and gets dribbled over and panted upon by the American pitbull and associates this has become a major issue.While being able to reminisce, about ones various past positions, for the acolytes and synchopants is all very well, the chance of missing out on impressing a new revert with ones narrow version of the truthcan make a Yahoo Kitchen Chat Muftis life a complex one.So often he who is enamoured with his hirsute face can be seen flying in and out of the main chatroom,making clims about how wonderful his conference is, while trying to lay the bait for any unwary new revert of the female kind.If the talk of positions gets to intense or the salacious gossip to interesting, one can often see the American pitbull or one of the syncophants dashing into main chat between exciting installment to keep note of what they in the conference are missing out on.

Synchophants,brains and Mutant Mullahs....

Those males who surround the Yahoo Chat Muftis are known as "The Mutant Mullas", this bunch of mindless synchophants do not have minds of their own.But this can be mainly attributed to the apparent lack of size of the Mutant Mullahs brains as pictured above.So with a brain less than half the size of a normal human, its not suprising the Mutant Mullah synchophants cannot think for themselves. They normally have only three responses, to any given statement made by the Yahoo kitchen Chat Muftis..na'am , aiwa and ee.... all versions of the word yes.Quite often the Mutant Mullahs can be found acting as wranglers in chat rooms, rounding up people like mindless sheep tp go into the Yahoo Kitchen Chat Muftis private conferences....more about these next!!

And in Breaking News at this hour

And in breaking news this hour, the Monkey has just been handed this cover of the cheif acolytes most famous or should that be most infamous contribution to Hustler magazine.The treatise on how a blonde eats a banana. plumbs the depths of the depraved abuse of bananas and caused quite a controversy in its day.

The Mufti and the Chief Acolyte

One hirsute contender for Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti, has for his chief acolyte a woman known as the American Pitbull.Strangely enough she has remained the same age for the past ten years. But far be it for anyone to question this basic fact.Waxing on lyrically about her beauty he spends hours in private conferences with her. Where she drags all the other male acolytes of said mufti. Where for hours she tries to keep them entertained with her indepth knowledge of all the message board scandals her over active imagination can invent... and yes they are some scandals the woman herself, makes proud claims to having shared her sordid sexual fantasies in a tatty little magazine known as Hustler. Yes you heard it correct Hustler, one can only but imagine the hours of enthrallment this woman provide the said wannabe Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti and his acolytes

Alas for the wannbe Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Monkey and his acolytes the reality of the American Pitbull and the imagined image are very far apart.

Tigre the dancing Mufti

A new and curious phenomenon or as the Greeks would say φαινόμενα amongst the yahoo chat muftis....is the lambada, for those who dont know , the lambada is a fast and sensual Brazilian dance for groups or couples done with stomachs touching. A good example of what the lamabada is all about can be found at this You tube video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AfTl5Vg73A
The lambada is the modern version of an old sensual dance from the north of Brazil.....epitomized by the spins and rounded skirts in which the women dancer tries to cover the man with.Mind you these days the skirts are so short, the only thing a good chat mufti is liable to be covered with is a jug of cold water after he passes out at the flash of a pair of knickers a sight no decent chat mufti would admit to seeing.So this writer was very shocked to witness the discussion of the intimate details of the lambada by one of yahoo chats preeminient kitchen muftis and one of his acolytes in the mian chatrooms, if they can speak of thisin the main chatroom one has to wonder what is discussed in the now infamous teaching classes he holds in the privacy of the Yahoo conference facility.One can only assume that in the 1990's said chat mufti was a big fan of those two tacky movies "‘Lambada’ and ‘The Forbidden Dance’ " one could almost imagine him sneaking into the cinema night after night.................... oh no one could not take that thought any further it could be dangerous to ones mental health. Mind you the image of a portly greying phamacist attempting to practice the sensual moves of the forbidden dance in an attempt to lose weight is enough to make one fall off ones computer desk chair..Yahoo chat muftis can be dangerous to ones health it appears.