The Mufti and the Chief Acolyte

One hirsute contender for Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti, has for his chief acolyte a woman known as the American Pitbull.Strangely enough she has remained the same age for the past ten years. But far be it for anyone to question this basic fact.Waxing on lyrically about her beauty he spends hours in private conferences with her. Where she drags all the other male acolytes of said mufti. Where for hours she tries to keep them entertained with her indepth knowledge of all the message board scandals her over active imagination can invent... and yes they are some scandals the woman herself, makes proud claims to having shared her sordid sexual fantasies in a tatty little magazine known as Hustler. Yes you heard it correct Hustler, one can only but imagine the hours of enthrallment this woman provide the said wannabe Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti and his acolytes

Alas for the wannbe Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Monkey and his acolytes the reality of the American Pitbull and the imagined image are very far apart.