Narcissism and the Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mfuti

To become a Yahoo kitchen chat mufti, requires a certain amount of narcissism.The word narcissism comes the Greek Myth about Narcissus a young man whose emotional investment was in his own reflection, the story ending with him lost to the world as he stare as himself in a pool of still water.
A Yahoo Chat Muftis extreme self confidence and desire to be at the center of things self-confidence, reflects the narcissistic tendencies, which makes the Yahoo Chat Mufti appear charming and attractive.Surrounded by a coterie of admiring reverts and acolytes, armoured by a positive self-regard, the Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti with a moderate case of narcissism can cruise through chat feeling pretty good about himself or herself.But to compete for alpha status of Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti one has to have a case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder.This disorder characterized by an exaggerated sense of self- importance, the ability to over exaggerate one acomplishments, and an exhibitioinists need for attention and admiration,provide the perfect qualities needed to reach Alpha Mufti status.The potential foible is that this disorder will also result in an inapproriate reactions to the criticisms of others.This foilble can be seen exhibited on any given day in chat when he or she trying to achieve Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti, is perhaps mildly censured for presenting a wrong idea when in the depths of an obviously one sided debate.There will ensue cries of jealousy and accusations of being obssessed with said Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti, scense such as this end in yells of Conference Conference, in which the Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti gather up his/her reverts and acolytes and they rush into conference where the reverts and acolytes can rub balm on to the wounded ego of the Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti.

The Importance of Hairyness!!

To become an Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti, a certain amount of hirsuteness is required.Not for them is it the required beard, but a mustache carefully cultivated, and with it own name.The wannabe Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti will wax lyrical for hours over the size of his Tache, calling it lovingly the 4x4, and hint daringly to the adoring acolytes about the secrets delight that can be invoked by the said tache. Another strange boast of those aiming for Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat mufti status, is to boast about the amount of wind one passes, one aiming for alpha status was seen to make the claim that the amount of wind he passed was Jurrasic sized.Now it is debatable whether he was speaking of the amount of wind that came out of his mouth or his back side.But one can only assume these claims are perhaps to do with the mating rituals of those wanting to assume Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Mufti status.

In the Beginning was the Word How

(Disclaimer-This article is written as an ironic look at the self styled Yahoo Kitchen Chat Muftis and
is not a reflection of true muftis and scholars of Islam of whom I have the greatest respect for.)
If you have been around Islam chat for long enough you will have come across a small group of Yahoo Kitchen Chat Muftis This nefarious group are mostly men loved and adored by their revert sisters, who can hardly breathe as they wait for pearls of wisdom to drop from the lips and be typed from the fingers of the venerated ones.Thanks to the wonders of 21st centuary technology and modernity there is also a small but growing group of female Yahoo Kitchen Chat Muftis, left to thier own devices this vorciferous bunch can hog a mic in the main chat room for hours, as they publicly discuss intimate details of womanly life.
The Key to Sucess- for being a sucessful Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti, is to have the ability to talk for hours on the most simplest aspects of Islam.You must be able to wax lyrical about a myriad of minutae to appear importent and knowegable, to your revert acolytes.
Equipment- the Yahoo Kitchen Chat Muftis main piece of equipment is of course his computer, whether that be desktop lap top and of course for portability the all importent I Phone.A good headset so the acolytes can listen to the dulcet tones of your voice is a must.Its not a good look for a Mufti vying for Alpha status to be contantly on the mic saying Allo Allo Allo, because said Mufti is not sure whether he can A- be heard or B-Is not hearing anything.This also makes one appear to be in the throws of geriatric senility, instantly negating the attempt for Alpha Mufti Status.
Another importent piece of equipment and a must if you want to move up in the world of the Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti is a web cam, Cam2Cam mufti status is the highest order of Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti.
Loctation-with the advent of I Phones and lap tops you can be a Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti from any where you choose these days.But tradition has it that the kitchen is position if choice for many a Yahoo Mufti,from here trhey can not only broad cast their pearls of wisdom, but they can also dole out recipes and regale the acolyte with tales of kitchenly disasters.Tales such as expploding eggs, stodgy rice and burnt fry pans have beeen know to be spoken of, just to name a few name a few.