The Importance of Hairyness!!

To become an Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti, a certain amount of hirsuteness is required.Not for them is it the required beard, but a mustache carefully cultivated, and with it own name.The wannabe Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti will wax lyrical for hours over the size of his Tache, calling it lovingly the 4x4, and hint daringly to the adoring acolytes about the secrets delight that can be invoked by the said tache. Another strange boast of those aiming for Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat mufti status, is to boast about the amount of wind one passes, one aiming for alpha status was seen to make the claim that the amount of wind he passed was Jurrasic sized.Now it is debatable whether he was speaking of the amount of wind that came out of his mouth or his back side.But one can only assume these claims are perhaps to do with the mating rituals of those wanting to assume Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Mufti status.