Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Up DeNile in DeNial


Burnt egg

Of those in contention for the title of Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Mufti, it appears coming from the land of Upde Nile is a bonus in the competition stakes.It goes with out saying that if you come from UpdeNile, you are of course an expert in DeNial. For example and without mentioning any names,a certain infamous contender forAlpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti, has a tendency to call any woman who does not pander to his over blown excessive ego, a whore.Even knowing his "whore" performance was captured and shown to the world on Youtube, the Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti from UpDeNil is in DeNial.

When confronted with his abominable behaviour, one can almost hear the rustling of the 4x4 on ihs upper lip.Then like Bill Clinton of viagara denying he ever had sex with that woman, the Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti roars, "I never called any woman a whore." Those inhabiting Yahoo chat can thank de good lawd that Yahoo has not yet introduced smelly vision to chat, they are saved from the sulpherous explosion of burnt egg breath as the word whore explodes from his mouth.

In conclusion,

For those wanting to compete for the title of Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti, you will have to become an eggspert in the art of Denial, to compete with the eggcessive use of DeNial form the wannabe Alpha Yahoo Kitchen Chat Mufti from UpDeNile.


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